Operation “Fatter Ass by Monday” SUCCESS

Lets be real, fried dough is the best. Its almost as good as bacon. And sometimes you just need to give in to the temptation. Be one with it. Breathe it in like fresh air after a rain. And afterward  gently lift your middle finger to the skinny bitch that makes fresh donuts at the mini mart in the country of Hawaii. There is only one gas station in the middle of two towns. So at every fill of overpriced gas theres a lurking 3-shelved glittering “alleluia” display of lard. Beautiful lard. God Bless it. May all women today have the freedom on indulgence without the fear of becoming a cottage cheese billboard. Happy Friday

KrisT Coming Soon on Arms of Audio Season 2!

Hi Guys! I have been gearing up for Season 2 of Arms of Audio. Its an exciting time for me and I want to thank you for your support! Here is what to look forward to you…

Kooking with KrisT

I putting together a cook book called Gourmet Simplified. Its going to include my weekly meal plans, pictures, prices and shopping lists. Its like the name Gourmet Simplified- Anything simplified becomes easy. And easy is almost a guarantee that you will stick with it, and sticking with it means more money in your pocket, smiles at the dinner table, time with your family and LESS STRESS for you. Let me

know what you want to make and I will make it EASY! So think of the 1 thing you haven’t tried because it seems WAY TOO HARD! And on this Season of Arms of Audio I will make it on the show. 

ART WEDNEDAYS

Art is my LIFE. I can’t sleep most of the time because my brain Won’t stop giving me ideas of what to paint and how to paint it. I have an Art Show coming up in June and I will be taking you along. So pack up your creativity and lets take a trip to the land of anything is possible. 🙂 Send me your tips on getting and staying Inspired so  we paint Aloha whereever we go. Stay tuned for Live Painting and behind the scenes of yours truly getting Art done 🙂

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